✝ Hi, Bitch †

I want to get married in this dress

*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
*comes up out of know where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
Isn't he a little old for you?
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
*chokes into his drink*
You should respect your elders.
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
*chokes on his drink again*
*storms off*
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
"because if we don’t learn from history channel, we are doomed to repeat history channel" -Blake(via workaholicsquote)